The Lost Stone. 1900, Shopkeeper: "Do you have the stone daisy?" Daisy: "No *sigh* I need to go see" Daisy: "The man that lives in the mountains, he's very good with cats and he might have an idea where the..........." A man walks up behind daisy and said, "lord daisy, your under arrest!" Daisy replied with, "what's the charge?" Man: "murder"