Something or Other: Chapter Three The inside of the egg was dark and cold. Neither Belenus nor I could see a thing. "So..." I asked. "What now?" The voice came back. "Belenus! In order to enroll in the University of the Universe, you must once more prove your worth! State your year and location!" "2008. Somethingville, Some State in the US." "What about your planet?" "Uhmm... Earth." "Calculating amount of possibly owned information. Calculations complete. Who was the first president of America?" "As in the United States of America?" "Affirmative." "George Washington." "Correct. 4724 times 5." "23620." "Correct. Who wrote Pendragon?" "DJ Machale." "Correct. What do you get when you oxidate iron?" "Rust." "Give one of the formulas for rust." "Fe2O3." "Correct. Test passed. You are worthy. Beginning transportation. Preparing to leave the universe." "Wait, what?" Belenus exclaimed. A bright white light shined through and showed us the gold walls. "Hey," I said. "It's smaller on the inside. It's like the anti-TARDIS." "Not just that, the walls are coming in on us." "Are we getting squished?" "I'm hoping that that's not what's actually happening." "So we are?" "Looks like it." The walls came in on us, and we seemed to just pass through them. There was still the blinding white light, but we were no longer in the egg. It was sitting at our feet. The light disappeared, and we looked around. "I wanna go back into the egg!" I said.