Hippies Vs. Hipsters 1. Hippies take drugs to be one with the universe. Hipsters believe they are the only ones in the universe. 2. Hippies wear pants so wide on the bottom, you think they must be nuts to wear them. Hipsters wear pants so tight, you think they must have no nuts to wear them. 3. Hippies believe in free love. Hipsters hate everything. The winner: Hippies