Twiddle De Doo Once was a wizard called twiddle de doo A nice little man but a scatter brain too He had potions and spells Magic wands and flash-bangs And a huge magic pot Beside which he sang But as we'll as his magic He had a sweet shop Where he made jam-creams And pink lollipops A jolly fine thing till he muddled them all And now he sells lollipops Ten feet tall!