Daddy Daddy Daddy There was a man driving home with his son, he was pulled over by a police man and he said BASTARD!!!! His son says 'daddy daddy daddy' what does bastard mean? it means police man, ok. They get in and he has poo on his shoe and shouts SHIT!!!! Daddy daddy daddy what does shit mean, its another word for Doormat, ok. He goes upstairs and his dad is shaving and he shouts SHOOT!!!!! When he cuts himself and his son says daddy daddy daddy what does shoot mean? Its another word for shaving, ok. He goes to see what his mum is doing and she is plucking a chicken and she pulls out too much meat and shouts FUCK!!! Mummy mummy mummy what does fuck mean? Its another word for plucking, ok. There is a knock at the door and the son shouts i'll get it i'll get it and runs to the door and there stands the policeman and the son says Hello bastard please wipe your feet on the shit, my daddys upstairs shooting himself and my mummys fucking a chicken. Trololololed!!!!!!