A Penguin Joke Here we go One day 3 penguins were at the top of a hill. The first penguin said how about we have a competition. So the 3 penguins said the competition should be that we throw our watches down this hill and catch them at the bottom. The winner makes the loser buy lunch for both of the penguins 1st and 2nd so they agreed. The next day the first penguin threw his watch ran down the hill but it smashed on the floor The second one threw his watch it broke on the floor but he was closer to catching it than the last penguin but the last one threw his watch ran to get a coffee chatted to his friends and caught his watch. Wow said 1 penguin how did you do that my watch is one hour slow by the way what's for lunch