Insert Break-up Related Title Here Broke up with the girlfriend last week. This is the part I'll have to worry about. This is the part where you become something that you're not, something that you think will make me miss you. That just ain't the case, I've been in enough time-bomb-esque relationships to understand that it's a childish and attention seeking act. So go right ahead, ditch the nice girl attitude and go for a different stereotype, be it the photogenic kind that keeps the camera firmly focused on their cleavage in 100% of their photos, or the one who snogs 99 guys after one tequila and tells me all about it, or the one that has sex with my best friend and lets the whole world know, I don't know. But at the end of it all, I still wouldn't give a fuck. Really and truly. Been there, done that, I know how it goes.