Wet Feet Squelch, squelch, Every step I take, Squelch, squelch, It makes my feet ache, Wish, wash, Running this way and that, Wish, wash, My shoes have gone flat, Slug, slug, They've that sloppy feel, Slug, slug, It feels crap, unreal, Slip, slip, I struggle to walk, Slip, slip, I've a soggy sock. Slide, slip, Clumsy me comes out, Slide, slip, I try not to shout. Sludge, sludge, I am tired now, Sludge, sludge, But onwards I plough.