999 Joke Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 999 on his mobile and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?" A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help you. First let's make sure he's really dead." After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?"
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