Joke....ish So anyway a horse walks into a bar and says "is the bar tender here" sooo...... (Wait for it! It's gonna be good) The bar tender said nothing and was in shock of the ridiculous of the situation.

Ruthless Decision I lie here wrapped up all cozy I can't think of a single reason to move from this haven. It's perfect warm and comfortable however There is a catastrophic dilemma I must overcome, I can't stop it, do I get up to I brave the piercing cold?? I need help and soon because I really need a wee!!!!!

Rude Singer " Oh oh oh totus floreo Iam ma morey virginalis totus ardeo" is a line from carmina burana which I have sung and roughly translates to " oh oh oh my virginity makes me friskey" just something to ponder over....

Opus This!! The crippling pain in my stomach was beginning to get to much. I ran up the stairs like a cheetah! I needed to get to the place before it was to late, I knew it would happen soon I was scared I wouldn't make it..... Right at that last moment all my fears came to be I hadn't made it I was to late..... I had shit my pants.