A nerdy British teen who loves to read books like the knife of never letting go and write as well as I can! Now that i've accepted hogwarts is out of the question, I'm set on creating fun stories for everyone to enjoy. So enjoy. :)
Carp A Diem Carpe diem has nothing to do with fish does it.
A girl who washes her hair with bicarbonate of soda tells her brother that she does so. Her brother asks her why. She responds "I like to get back to basics."
Green Card? Pah! America, if I am to ever arrive on your shores then we have to get a few things straight. First of all, I don't like Nascar. Secondly, football refers to the game which strictly involves feet. Lastly but by no mean least is your visa. I am someone is extremely liberal but when it comes to the colour green, well thats where I draw the line! I think I'd much rather a red one! You should be able to choose. RAINBOW CARD! Until the day when you can pick the colour if your visa, I will not be going to america!
