I knew a Zed who enjoyed the dead, he listened to Al Cooper while sniffing their heads. We were friends with a Zex who enjoyed his sex, who didn't mind humping lumps of warm fuzzy bread. These beasts were bizarre, with crosses and stars scared upon thars, who sipped fermented peaches on rotten fish beeches, where never a dull moment was ever within reaches. I write about them since it's far from the truth, and to help you realize that I'm the Anti-Suess!
Logic Giving to food charity is like taping up a broken radiator hose. If you don't repair the hose you're going to be buying a lot of tape.
Question Stuff If a Christian and an Atheist pass an extremely difficult exam and the Christian thanks God for the achievement, what's the Atheist's excuse?
As the war raged on between the people over their choice of technology the CEO's watched patiently from their corporate head-quarters waiting to see which product would reign victorious.
My Thought For Today Opinions based in fact are the only opinions worth accepting or debating.
You Haven't Lived... You haven't lived until you're told that the house you hate, that is no longer as valuable in the market as it once was, will cost more than fifty thousand dollars to repair. You don't know the joy of laughter without knowing that the most expensive thing you own will sink into the earth due to no fault of your own. You haven't felt sincere happiness until the the government, the bank, insurance and the builder turn their backs on you. You haven't experienced the pride of true responsibility until doing everything right is repaid in financial ruin.
