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Translate   13 years ago

The Record Shop I went into a record shop and said "What have you or by The Doors?" he said "A bucket of sand an a fire extinguisher."

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    Translate   13 years ago

    I'm An Alcholic My friend said to me "Have you ever thought about drinking non-alcoholic wine. I said "Schloer". He said "laf oo fefer fort avout dwingling non-alchalohollic wiiinnnee"

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      Translate   13 years ago

      No Man Is An Island No man is an island. My friend Bob told me that. Bob Bados.

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