Analytical Orthography So one day I found this book titled analytical orthography at a thrift store...excited I shared this 1842 published treasure with two friends. We were all literature Majors in college, so I thought they would understand. One dribbled coffee on the cover. The other told me she thought she wanted to hang herself. I immediately wrote a letter to our alma mater asking that their degrees as English Majors be revoked...or at least reduced to English Negatives. I thought sharing this story with the coolest cats on the block would be purrfect. Can you believe these two???