Historic horrors. Yellow brocade wallpaper. I fear you the most.

identity thief frozen in time dead and gone away lady jane grey I start to lose my mind

Undead Vegan's Lament Polish off that fat and gristle and that blood of blackish grey. Your vomitous greasy fingers groping a fried chicken leg bouquet. Pink slime and liquid meat nuggets the fast food nation must avow. The antibiotics must work wonders on those abscessed-liver cows. Your aspartame and GMOs are also quite obscene! I used to be a healthy vegan and eat mostly raw fruit and greens. "And what happened?" you might wonder little bloodmouth lunkhead. Well, I was a healthy vegan human and now I'm a carnivorous undead. Don't you even dare to think I am a hypocrite or liar! I need human flesh to survive; you're just a slave to your desires! The undead chose me. I crave your mangy mortal buttocks. But I love to feed on those who eat the meat without reluctance. This sadistic scrumptious pleasure! Their muscle's my little teething ring! Stand still you tiny carnist. You won't even feel a thing!

I see Mississippi and I see Maine! I really don't want to play the license plate game! Lets drive off the map! My town's a freaking tourist trap! I think I am losing my brain!

You're about as deep as a Craig's list missed connection. Burn.