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A misunderstood village idiot with the imagination of a duck. Interests include sheep worrying, scratching, and visiting the lavatory.

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Translate   13 years ago

Nothing Is Impossible Some people say 'nothing is impossible'. Those people have clearly never tried to staple water to a tree.

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    Translate   13 years ago

    Parachute What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?Jumping to a conclusion.

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      Translate   13 years ago

      Jesus Toast I told my wife that I thought I saw the face of Jesus in my toast earlier."Don't be silly, you just made him up in your mind," she said."No darling, I think you'll find the Catholic church made him up."

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        Translate   13 years ago

        Religion I recently heard a woman talking about the Jedi religion. She started arguing against it and her main point was " It can't be a religion, it's just made up".Yes, because as we all know, all real religions are based on concrete historical fact.

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        I think the point is, jedism wasn't made up long enough ago, maybe in a few years. May the force be with you.
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          Translate   13 years ago

          Interesting Fact #1 All the seasons are named after coils of metal. Except Winter and Summer. ........and Autumn.

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