How'd That Happen...? Ive not written, on here for a while Words and phrases, intellectual mazes Prose and style All of my own,from my own brain My laughs my loves My joys my pain Poetic verse, Has been scarce But for fleeting moments now My brain has managed it Fuck knows how!!!

Wild Saturday's In times gone by on Saturday nights I'd get drunk pull girls Or get into fights But nowadays it's much calmer than that Telly food drink and various chats With friends whom all are just like me Preferring calm and cups of tea How times change for everyone When youths reckless edge has gone Don't get me wrong,I still drink beer But only if there's toilets near Cos now when drunk It's a different fight With various toilets throughout the night The bladder is the first to go Regardless of tipple Or drinking slow So every once in a while is fine When you have Saturday nights like mine!!!

Crappy Wi-fi : On and on,the sun burns Back and forth,the ocean churns Slowly the mountains grow Natures great show Yet buffering seems longer Fuck you crappy wifi !!!

Today has been epic!!!! Bring on some tomorrow's Let's see em' beat yesterday!!!

Ups And Downs Oh dear,first day back at work after 3 weeks of!!! I have the energy of a sloth,the motivation of a manic depressive on a bad day,and I've skipped breakfast !! Not the best of starts to the working week! On the upside,I dreamed the cashpoint was faulty,and was just paying out and paying out :-) On the downside,it was just a dream :-(