#poems Of #life A #life that lives Is a #life that gives The #life that dies is the #life that cries. The #life that is mine Is a #life that is fine The #life that is kind Is one that you have yet to find. My Hiaku #life is respectful #life is very beautiful #life is enjoyable Everyone is beautiful in their own way some people are different colors some people are slightly larger some wear braces or glasses but what's on the outside is nothing it's what's on the inside that's beautiful!

Shopping Is A Nightmare On Monday a blonde went to a shop and asked a shop assistant how much that was the assistant replied "sorry we don't sell to blondes" On Tuesday the blonde went back now with red hair and asked how much it was for the tv and again the assistant replied "sorry we don't sell to blondes" On wednesday day the blonde went back to the shop now with dark brown hair and asked how much it was for the tv and again the assistant replied "sorry we don't sell to blondes" at this point the blonde was confused so she she said to the assistant "I don't get it I came back with red and brown hair and you still won't sell me that damn tv the assistant replied saying "miss thats a microwave"

Jimmy And The Sax Dad: Jimmy stop playing your saxophone or else I will go mad! Jimmy: you already are dad...I stopped an hour ago!

Heeeelp I'm doing my SATS and when I did my 11+ I failed by ONE point so now my SATS are the only thing that will get me into the spalding grammar school oh and the apeal my parents are doing I NEED TO GET INTO SPALDING HIGH

Lol People say that the only veg that makes you cry is an onion... Clearly nobody has been hit by a falling water mellon (ouch) Please follow me