A B C Right class, for your homework this week, go home and learn the first 5 letters of the alphabet,' the teacher said to the group of nursery students. 'Ok!' they all said. ----------- One little boy went home and began to ask various people what the first 5 letters of the alphabet were: He started with his brother who was talking on the phone. 'Hey big brother,' said the little boy, 'What's the first letter of the alphabet?' 'Shut up!' he replied. 'Ok!' said the boy. Next, the boy went to his big sister who was singing on the karaoke machine. 'Hey big sister, what's the second letter of the alphabet?' 'Yeah baby!!' sang the sister. 'Ok!' Next, the boy went to his dad who was playing darts. 'Daddy, whats the third letter of the alphabet?' '180!!' screams his dad. 'Ok!' Next, the boy asks his little brother who is playing dress-up. 'Hey little brother, what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?' 'Dadadada SUPERMANNNNN!' says the little brother. 'Ok!' Finally, the boy asks his little sister who is playing make believe. 'Hey little sister, what's the fifth letter of the alphabet?' 'Brum Brum in my yellow car car!' she sings. 'Ok!' ---------- So the boy goes back to school on Monday. 'Miss!' he says, 'I need to go to the toilet!' 'Ok!' she replies, 'but before you go you must recite the first five letters of the alphabet.' 'Shut up!' he says, quoting his brother. 'Excuse me! Do you want to go to the principle's office?!' 'Yeah baby!!!!' he sings, quoting his big sister. ---------- *in the principle's office* 'Right then,' says the principle, 'How many whips do you want?' '180!!' says the boy, quoting his dad. 'What?! Who do you think you are?' 'DADADADA!!! SUPERMANNNNN!!!' he screams, quoting his brother. 'What?! How do you think you're gonna get away with this.' 'Brum Brum in my yellow car car!' ---------