Kick Butt I'm gonna kick your butt so hard, your nose will bleed.
Blonde A blonde goes into a hairdressers with some headphones on and says "I'd like to have my hair cut, but could you cut around the headphones please?" The hairdresser looks puzzled, but obliges. She makes sure not to go near the headphones, until right at the end when she accidentally knocks them off. The blonde stops breathing, falls to the floor and dies. The panicked hairdresser then puts the headphones on and hears: "Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out..."
The Turtle Only when it sticks it's neck out does the turtle move forward.
