Electric Chair! There were 3 blondes. One was listening to a electrical savings commercial and herd the words "plug it in plug it in" while driving so she remembered that. The other blonde was watching a football game on her phone and she heard people yelling "Yes! Yes! Yes!" So she remembered that. And the last blonde was on her phone watching a movie when a commercial comes on saying "Forks and Knifes! Forks and Knifes!" So she remembered that. They drive to a dead body and a cop sees the blondes all hung over on the dead body so he pulls them over and asks "did you kill this man?" "Yes! Yes! Yes!" One blonde answers. "With what did you kill this man?" "Forks and knifes! Forks and knifes!" Another blonde answers. "Yeah well I'll probably have to put you 3 in the electric chair for murder" and the last blonde yells "Plug it in! Plug it in!"

When The Evil Dead Rises Chapter 1 I was running and out of breath. I didn't know where to go! It happened so quickly. I started to head for home but what if they were infected too? I had to know! And yet there was a side to me that didn't even want to go near my house. --------2 hours earlier------ "Kat! Come look at this!" My friend Trish yelled out to me. I ran from the other side of the mall to find her looking through a glass window at some really nice shoes. "Wouldn't those just look fabulous on me!" She squeals. I nod and laugh "yes, absolutely perfect for you!" I reply with a hearty smile. We head inside to get a better look at the shoes and she picks up the price tag and reads out loud "$100!" Her mouth droops and I frown. "Aw..sorry Trish.." She looks over at me and puts on a big fake smile "thats ok! Those shoes weren't that perfect for me.." She says looking down at the floor. Suddenly we both hear glass shattering from a distance and see people running to the exit. "What's going on?!" I say frighten by the commotion. We both walk out of the store and stand their dumbfounded by what every one was doing. "Ahhhhhh!" I hear Trish behind me scream and I turn around as quick as I can to catch this man..HE WAS EATING MY FRIEND! I back away slowly already knowing it was to late for Trish to be saved. I watch the man eat her and back into the crowd being pushed and shoved every which way. What was happening?!