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My First Story It was 1876 and Bob Wacahoodoo was in his back garden, when some loud shouts and big bangs began erupting in the alley next to his back garden. Bob was thinking to go over and see what was going on when suddenly a man fell through his fence! This man was wearing an alien mask and was extremely skinny. The next day Bod went to his local police station and told the officer about the incident the night before. The officer had a strange expression on his face throughout the entire enquiry. After the enquiry the officer arose from his chair and said to Bob " I think your mad, of course there aren't any bloody aliens, all I can say is you should go to the nearest hospital and get checked out". So bob did exactly that and went to the nearest hospital. The nurse did a full procedure and then said that there was nothing strange about Bob, apart from the fact that he had some bits of Lego bricks in his stomach!!!

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crabby

Wow! I didn't realise Lego had been around since 1876!
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Wow! I didn't realise Lego had been around since 1876!
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