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Translate   13 years ago

Paddy’s lost dog Paddy lost his dog, and his friend Mick suggested that he put an ad in the paper to try to find it. A couple of weeks later, Mick saw Paddy and asked, “Hey Paddy, did your advert do any good?”. Paddy said, “No, he’s still missing.”. So Mick says, “Well, what did you put in the advert?”. Paddy replied, “Here boy.”.

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    Translate   13 years ago

    Camouflage trousers I went to the shop today to buy some camouflage trousers… …I couldn’t see any.

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      Translate   13 years ago

      Really stupid joke Q . What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? A. Roberto. (you were warned…)

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      HahahahahHhah I'm gonna tell this one to all my friends! So damn good
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        Translate   13 years ago

        DNA DNA stands for the National Dyslexia Association.

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          Translate   13 years ago

          Did you hear about… …the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to the house of Santa.

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