Paddy’s lost dog Paddy lost his dog, and his friend Mick suggested that he put an ad in the paper to try to find it. A couple of weeks later, Mick saw Paddy and asked, “Hey Paddy, did your advert do any good?”. Paddy said, “No, he’s still missing.”. So Mick says, “Well, what did you put in the advert?”. Paddy replied, “Here boy.”.