Ah Ha! Alan Partridge is well funny. I am the creator of Monkeycheese which is created with monkey milk. i invented this cause i love cheese and monkeys
Time Time is sneaky Time is fast Time is slow Time is never in favour of those who need it Time is a BI CH!
pure wisdom A young traveller approached the bearded man sitting in his dark cave. " are you a wizard?" he asked the old wrinkly prune sitting before him. "NO I'M A WISE HERMIT!" screamed the hairy man. "Oh and by the way, greatness only approaches those of true hearts." " Erm, thanks." replied the wimpy adventurer. "Goodbye." said the hermit. "see'ya." replied the young warrior. I did this because i was bored...
An idea Escaping my grasp, it sped across the dark, rocky ground stumbling towards the bright light, leaving small, scratchy marks etched across the plain, #lifeless savahna. Suddenly it slips into my grasp. I've got it! And the page is finally posted.
the torture house Lightning forked the scattered clouds like thundery knifes. Only small slits of light escaped the many tendrils of darkness, only to be quickly recaptured and swallowed back into the shadows. The only sounds of #life were the mysterious screams of tortured souls. Freakish creatures scuttled across the blood stained rocks, with only rotted corpses for company. No one dared venture to the outskirts of the mangled wood any more. Children, journalists, tourists and campers all gone. It simply wasn't safe...
