Poll Today, I took advantage of my democratic right. Probably the only think I will ever receive for 'free'. Yes, I did indeed vote. Standing in a dingy school, with a cardboard box shield between me and the other punters it's a wonder why it is such a secretive process. After a lengthy discussion with colleges, most of whom had no idea of an election. It was decided at 19 I was a geek for voting. Excuse me. If you didn't vote your not aloud to complain or entitled to an opinion. End of.

Burger And Chips Hospitality often delves into the realms of comedy. An episode of faulty towers is never a stone throw away from the reality. A complaint. The end of the world is neigh. Panic ensues in the pursuit of keeping everyone happy.... When a member of staff flippantly says, "chill aht love, it's only burger and chips". All you can do is smile.