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Dad of 2 cheeky boys. Lover of jokes, especially one liners.

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Translate   13 years ago

Star Wars I tried to find love on the Death Star, but I was looking in Alderaan places.

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    Translate   13 years ago

    Feel ....I sit and talk to god, But he just laughs at my plans. My head speaks a language, I don't understand.

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      Translate   13 years ago

      Risqué Joke Sitting in the pub I asked my mate, "...so what's your pet hate?" He replied, " Well, it doesn't like things getting shoved up it's arse."

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        Translate   13 years ago

        Pronouns Pronouns. Like normal nouns, just highly trained.

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          Translate   13 years ago

          Football The local paper has a pull out of my teams previous cup semi's. The excitement is still rising.

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