Dad of 2 cheeky boys. Lover of jokes, especially one liners.
Star Wars I tried to find love on the Death Star, but I was looking in Alderaan places.
Feel ....I sit and talk to god, But he just laughs at my plans. My head speaks a language, I don't understand.
Risqué Joke Sitting in the pub I asked my mate, "...so what's your pet hate?" He replied, " Well, it doesn't like things getting shoved up it's arse."
Pronouns Pronouns. Like normal nouns, just highly trained.
Football The local paper has a pull out of my teams previous cup semi's. The excitement is still rising.
