Reduced Isle You walk into the shiny supermarket, Two for a pound, Buy one get one free, Three for the price of one, Special offers hit you in the face, Then you walk down the graveyard, Bashed tins of beans, Soggy bread and mouldy fish. We've all felt like a reduced isle item, The awkward looks and the quick fondle. Remember there's always a gem to be found among the mouldy fish.