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Translate   13 years ago

Scary Flight After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the stewardess announces over the intercom that "we're just waiting for the pilots." The passengers look out the window and see two men, dressed as pilots walking towards the plane. Both men are using guide dogs and appear to be blind. There are murmurs among the passengers, and some believe it is a joke. The men board the plane and go into the cockpit. More concerned murmurs and uneasy chuckles from the passengers. The plane taxis normally to the runway and begins it's takeoff. As passengers look out the window they realize they are nearing the end of the runway. The entire passenger cabin begins screaming but the plane lifts off just before the end of the runway. The passengers calm down and chuckle to themselves, at this point believing that they fell for a joke. In the cockpit, the pilot turns to his copilot and says "you know, one day those people are gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die!"

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Adam Neilson

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Clive

Love it! :-)
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    Translate   13 years ago

    And He invented Man; And everything in Heaven and Earth; Except contraception, dinosaurs and gays. ~ Mark 4:13

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    Paul

    LOL.. Good post!
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    Haley😚

    HAHA !
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    The Orchid

    Funny!
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      Translate   13 years ago

      Do all Japanese porn stars have cubist genitalia?

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      Ashraf Ali

      I sometimes ask the same question.
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      linda

      Perhaps you should arrange a survey
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      Dara

      Perhaps you should thin why you are watching japanese porn
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        Translate   13 years ago

        Hey babe, wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Opuss 'til I google+ all over your Facebook?

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        brndblm

        Ha so recognizable!
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        c:a:i:l:e:y

        That's disgusting. Do you mind refraining from saying all of the sickening ideas in your head?
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        Olivia

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