Well today there was a man, Who appeared at our school, Dressed as a hippie, And looked like a fool! His name was spicy fingers, Classed a famous man, Has toured the world, He had many a fan. Sold his books to kids, £4 a book, He read out some poetry, Is he a friend, or a crook? He really connected to us, Yet he hid his name, I was the only to wonder, Why had he came. Wouldn't someone famous, Have important stuff to do, So have you seen or heard this man, Have you, have you?