What Was I Saying? Roses are red But why should I care? I've lost all my teeth And most of my hair. My gut is enormous But not from some beer And there's massively long hairs Growing out of my ears. My eyesight is going And my hearing is too My nose hair is graying And it's tough trying to chew. I've not seen my penis Or feet now for years But at least…oh no, dammit What was I saying here?!