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çevirmek   12 yıllar önce

When Drunk Goes Wrong... So I was at this party. The names I'll leave out although the actions are excusable, but we had an Eddie Murphy moment at the end of the night. The host did a full on "this is my house and I can be drunk if I want to". He got in my face. There was some pushing and shoving. The end result was us driving home at 4am in a weary haze. This all started over a bad music choice. It's funny how music sets the tone for how you want a party to go. The night started with some blues and top 40's. No big deal, right? We were setting the mood with cocktails, food and dancing. The first part of the turn was when a few guests decided to play some live bluegrass tunes. Backyard bluegrass is really only fun if everybody at the place is a bonafide hick. So some folks started getting restless and decided to put on Easy E. Drunk white people listening to hip hop means something is going to get broken and break shit they did. Redneck #1 decides to go to the bar and slam a few glasses to the ground. Redneck#2 thought it looked fun and followed suit. All the while the host is laughing as his wife's shit is being dust panned into the trash. I don't know about you guys, but if my party guests start breaking my stuff, the party is over. Since I was staying there for the night and starting to get hammed, I decide to make a ninja exit with my lady to catch some sleep. This lasted for about an hour before Rednecks 1&2 start banging on the locked bathroom door where a shithoused bro is sleeping one down in the tub. My lady goes out there to make some peace and that's when the yelling started. There was no extreme fighting to tell you about so I won't bore you with it. Drunken name calling is rarely the glorious win you think it is at the time. So we hightailed it back to San Francisco. The best part is drunken bro from the bathtub woke up in the morning, was told the story of the rednecks debauchery in his friend's house and delivered a whoop ass on 1&2 putting #2 in the hospital with a broken leg. Ha! Rumor has it. He went back to the bathtub to sleep it off.

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    çevirmek   12 yıllar önce

    Thought Of The Day "I wipe my ass with your feelings."

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