Joke Time A guy walks into a Chinese restaurant and says I've cracked my ribs help the manager says thats 1 portion of spare ribs 2.49 please

Your #life A person should have the right to do what he or she wants there shouldn't be rules or boundaries live by someone other then yourself and you will not live, live by your own rules and become your own person.

The Dark Spectre Chapter 7 I was awoken by the sounds of sirens I could only assume it was the police but no it wasn't tommy been taken away in an ambulance it was me on a stretcher and I could see my body lying there #lifeless and cold I was afraid what was going on on the apartment building opposite mine I saw a girl I only assumed at first It was a girl that lived there then i saw her writing something on the window it read why tommy it was written in some red liquid oh my god it was the girl from my apartment standing across from me suddenly she vanishes I hear a thud behind me I look back nothing there and I look back to the window ahh the face of the dead girl was now pressed up against the window I jumped back and began to fall what is happening to me

The Dark Spectre Chapter 6 I woke up feeling sore but I didn't wake up in my car I was in someones apartment I slightly remember coming here once for a party but hadn't been here since a tall man appeared it was my neibour tommy it was his leaving work party that I went to " are you alight" he asked "I found you knocked out in your car you were acting suspicious and about five minutes after you left I went to see where you were going I caught up with your car but as I was approaching you something ran infront of me and ran off ahead" that was probably the thing that got me I thought I asked him what it looked like he said it looked human very pale and had black hair it was a perfect description of the girl he gave me some money to go to the cafe down the road and buy myself something to eat so did when I returned tommys apartment door was slightly open I shouted his name but there was no answer when I entered I could not see anything I went to his bedroom and their lay the bloody corpse mangled and defiled I was in shock and collapsed next to him.

My Cat Your Fate If I invite you to my house and as you enter the door my cat hisses at you then you can't stay!