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I usually write story's out of boredom in class....

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A Joke :-) Student: have you checked the exams? Teacher: no.. Student: why? Teacher: I have other classes to check, for your information... Student: good, because I didn't do my homework. Teacher: why? Student: I have other teachers ho gives homework, for your information...

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    A Joke One day, a young woman walks on the street. Suddenly, she saw a very wired thing- two funeral carts walking ahead, after them a women wearing black walking with a dog, and behind her there were about 200 women. The young woman came to the woman with the dog, and asked: "I don't want to be rude, but who is in the first cart?" And the woman answered:"my husband. He died when my dog bite him." "And who is in the second cart?" The young woman asked. "My mother in law. She died while she tried to save her son." "I'm sorry to bother you again, but can I borrow your dog?" Asked the young woman. And the woman with the dog answered: "you will need to wait in line.. There are already 200 women before you..." Happy new year, and may 2013 will start with a smile end will and with one.

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      Translate   13 years ago

      Basic Thinking If I would give you an iPhone 5, and offer you to trade it for an iPhone 1, will you trade it? No. So why do you trade a nice, fun, loving girl for a bitch?

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        Translate   13 years ago

        Danjer! Yesterday, I almost cut my friend eye! . . . . . . Photoshop is dangerous!

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          The Wizard- Part 2: Memories As I said, it was in the morning. Darnell Helio just woke up, and was very angry. Actually, he was always angry. If you would ever meet him, you will probably think that he looks like an angry person too. He was around 227 years old, more or less, but for a human eye, he looked around his 60. He had a fine white hair, which he would comb every day in 7:43. His face were not wrinkle-free, but he didn't had many wrinkles in it. His clothes were a bit old fashioned, but for mr. Helio, it was like he just bought them. Once every 100 years, mr. Helio go out to a local shop and buys new clothes- hats, shirts, pants, shoes and many other things he will need for the next 100 years. Right now, he was wearing a fine "Maximus" suit, from 1912. He's tie was from a small shop, that made beautiful ties by hand. They didn't cost much that time, and stayed good for a 100 years, so we can say it was worth it. His shows were "Delton" made, also from 1912. He tied his tie, put on his fine "Elwordon" hat, and went out to the load, crowded streets of London. "The city changed a bit in 100 years..." He thought to himself. Then he saw all kind of new things- the city was no longer dark and black, it was colorful and well lighted. He saw some kind of boards on wheels going around with people on them; he saw many bicycles, but they were way faster then he remembered. He pulled over a taxi. "Good god that this single didn't change." He thought again. "Hey there sir. Where would you like to go?" Said the driver in a smile. "Take me too the biggest shopping area in London. Is this far?" Said mr. Helio. "Not at all. Five shillings and you are there." Said the driver. He paid him, and the driver started driving. "At least the money didn't changed." He thought. God, how does he hates to be outside.., this is why he stays in his house. He doesn't even understand why does he must go buy new clothes at least once in a 100 years, if he doesn't even go outside! But no, he must go outside to buy clothes. Today is the exact day he went out 100 years ago. He sure did took his time. He hated this rule so much.This rule was an order from the highest wizard of Merlin- Arthur Bitems. Darnell helio hated him. He was his Vice President. Every single time Arthur was elected to be the highest wizard of Merlin and Darnell wad always his Vice President. Every single time, for about 192 years. Copyright 2012 Wrriren by Ofit Leshem

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