#quote It depressed me to see anyone look that good in the early morning, and it was particularly depressing in view of the way I looked, which, I'm sure, was ghastly. Or shitty, to use the polite term. - Britt Rainstar, The Rip Off - John Thompson.

Saying We have a saying where I'm from. It's better to get your a$$ kicked in a fight, than bit by a gorilla running the other way - Mickey, Village Books.

#life #life is not a story. It's not some vulgar mystery to be solved or a happy-ever-after romance or some fantasy adventure involving fairies and monsters in high castles. Stories are dangerous. They can turn us into #lifelong spectators. We spend all our lives looking for fictions. They trick us into relinquishing responsibility for our own narratives. - Ebeneezer, Village Books.

Family guy If you've got a problem, tell it to my a$$, cos he's the only one who gives a cr@p. Peter Griffin

#quote I am flabbergasted. My gast is totally flabbered. - Sebastian, Village Books.