I needed the loo one day so I went upstairs to go do my business. I sat down on the toilet and it told me to get the shit out of here. At first I was confused because my toilet just spoke to me. Then I did as it said and went out. It then asked me to go back in so once again I did as it said and it asked me to get the shit out AGAIN! Then I just went out of the bathroom and started walking down stairs. I then realised he wanted me to clean him up. I turned around went back into bathroom and told him to fuck off and do it himself.
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