Butler/governess/housekeeper/nurse/maid/foot(wo)man aka mom to HRH. I do other things too. Really. Movie buff. Fed-fanatic. Apple fangirl. Blog at lifechangeunit.blogspot.com
Eye Spy What did one eye say to the other? Just between us, someone smells..
Color Coded What color are burps? Burple.
New Release (or Lack Thereof) Have you heard of that movie called 'Constipated'? It never came out.
Lotsa Costa Jokes Costa Concordia related one-liners - Q. How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? A. On the rocks. 2. Which vegetables are you guaranteed to get with your dinner on Italian cruise ships? A. Leeks. 3. What is the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? A. Follow the captain. 4. What did the Costa Concordia captain say when he was asked if he knew where he was going? A. "Off course!"
