Fact If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

Rush Hour 3 Master Yu: May I help you ? Detective James Carter: I'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you? Master Yu: Yu. Detective James Carter: No, not me. You. Master Yu: Yes, I'm Yu. Detective James Carter: Are you deaf? Master Yu: No. Yu is blind. Detective James Carter: I'm not blind. You blind. Master Yu: That is what I just said. Detective James Carter: You just said what? Master Yu: I did not say what, I said Yu. Detective James Carter: That's what I'm asking you. Master Yu: And Yu is answering. Detective James Carter: Shut up! Detective James Carter: You! Master Yu: Yes? Detective James Carter: Not you. Him! What's your name? Mi: Mi Detective James Carter: Yes, you. Mi: I'm Mi Master Yu: He's Mi and I'm Yu. Detective James Carter: And I'm about to whoop your old ass man because I am sick of playing games!

Teacher: Do you know how are days and nights formed? Student: By opening and closing your eyes ma'am.

Live in my heart (and not pay rent)...

Circle Or Heart If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever.