Cows There are 4 cows in a meadow; 1 mama cow and 3 baby cows. The first baby cow says, "Mama, why am I named Rose?" Mama said, "Because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." The second baby cow goes, "Mama, why am I named Lily?" Mama answers, "Because when you were born, a lily petal fell on your head." The third baby cow goes, "GEIKQVJOWJOQPSBSIIENDCUAKABSHAI?" Mama says, "Shuddup Cinder Block."

4153237 I read somewhere that 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start something, but shouldn't that number be even?

The Dog With The Pink Leash (1) This story starts in seventh grade. It might be a mushy love story, so be warned! First thing is that I have a dog. Now, you may be like " Big deal!" but she's the one who brought this together. Her name is Venus and she's just adorable (search 'Eskies' on google and you'll see why). I kinda have a routine with her. Everyday when I get home from school, before I do anything else, I take her on a walk down the street, next to the Boy's house. I would sit in the park, pet Venus, and kinda hum/sing. I'm a music girl. I play clarinet, piano, and I like to sing. Of course, the Boy was a usual gym star and popular. At school, I was a pretty good clarinet player and usually had pretty good grades. The problem is that I was pretty much a loner. I didn't exactly know who my best friend was because the last one I had ditched me for a more popular crowd. Shame because she was really nice. So, lonely me probably can't make a name for myself…

Wizard Of Oz The ultimate chick flick: Two women trying to kill each other over shoes.

Friends If you are crying, a friend will comfort you. A real friend will already be holding the shovel to dig the grave for whoever made you cry.