How Many Days In A Week? Normal Person: Five. Factual Person: Seven. Beatles Fan: Eight.

Pandora's Box There lay a box, Of sparkling gold. Was told not to look in it, Because of what could unfold. Curious girl went over, And gently prized off the lid. She threw it back on the ground, She went and hid. But the ruckus that occurred, Made her unwary. Out of the box came a figure, That looked like a fairy. It had a cruel face and it signalled for the rest, Getting them back in would be quite a test. You would feel scared too, If everything bad flew out of the box. Spectres and monsters, Somethings so sneaky they could be described as a fox. They rushed to the windows, They rushed to the doors. They banged on the ceiling, And tore up the floors. The disgraceful things, Went worldwide. Destroying things, Causing them to die. Her family came home, And saw the scared girl. A small whirlwind, Went out the door with a swirl. They looked to the empty box, Angry looks on their faces. The world was ruined, In so many places. Always remember to listen to instructions, Instead of causing worldwide destructions.

Your Dream Man. Let me lighten you spirits. I spin you on the dance floor. Kiss your hand and leave you wanting more. Buy you a drink or two. You ask what else I can do. You say I'm perfect, the man of your dreams. But it's as clear as it seems. You've seen me many times before. Flower in hand at your door. Sleeping beside you at night. Making sure you're all right. I am your dream man, as you can see. But I'm as real as can be.

Strange Fellow Crooked smiles and twisted grins. Droopy eyes and out of place limbs. Unfitting garments and sharp nails. Receding hair and rot with snails. Dirt here and there. This man is quite a scare.

Opuss Kitty? Soft kitty, Opuss kitty, Little app of words. Creative kitty, Hungry kitty, Birds, birds, birds!