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School One day a boy need the toilet so he went to his teacher and said " can I go to the toilet "."only if you say the alphabet ". So the boy said "ok ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXY and Z". The teacher said "where is the P ". It's half way down my leg miss".

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This truly is a classic. I remember the first time I heard this, some 20 years ago. Memories.
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@blindsilence hilarious!!!
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    Translate   12 years ago

    Jokes What lies at a bottom of a pram and wobbles? A jelly baby Why did the cow cross the road ? To go to the moovies What is black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra playing the drums

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