Truth about Xmas The Truth about Christmas is... That it's Jesus' Birthday. But he decided that it's everybody's birthday! So if you're reading this then HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Enjoy your presents, and then go out and get drunk! (Merry Christmas Everyone)

My Birthday Today! It's been 25 years. Everything's cool outside, nice rain and a few events happening. More of a Birthday Party person though, but don't have them a lot. Half of my birthdays were celebrated at France. Just thought I would say this out.

How a Cat's Mind Works If it moves and it's small, eat it. If it's actually larger, then run away.

Meet me in Twitter Just to let you all know that I use twitter for small talk, so follow me at @PlatformerSMT . If you want to, you can also comment your Tweet Names here. Here's what you have missed: @PlatformerSMT: Let me guess, if I train my cat to do the same as Pudsey, does this mean I get an instant win at #BGT ? @PlatformerSMT: It won't be long until #apprenticeUK falls under comedy-panel-show-with-1-or-2-women-only curse. XD @PlatformerSMT: This friday night, Eggman goes to Disco... (WARNING: You'll get it if you played Sonic CD before) http://t.co/UWsrH6rR ... ... Too bad his favourite song 'i'm a walrus' has got a Matt Lucas award for being the 'worst beetles song' though. @PlatformerSMT: OMG! While I like to text, my parents and my sister prefers to ring instead! Well, my mum uses e-mail sometimes, yeah. #blacksheep I'll see you on twitter, but for Opuss, don't worry! I'll get stories up REAL soon, so watch this space*. *Once I sort out all happenings and my writer block.

Humour Humour is like a twitch of instinct, while trying to be funny is like a sign of Madness.