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Follow me for quotes, jokes and short stories occasionally. But mainly because I follow back.

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Translate   13 years ago

Another Joke A blonde, a ginger and a brunette are camping in a forest. When they get hungry, the ginger goes off to get food. They come back with a deer over their shoulder. "How did you get that?" asked the blonde. "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks and BAM! I saw the deer!", Said the ginger. They get hungry again, so the brunette goes to get food. They come back with a bear over their shoulder. "How did you get that?" asked the blonde. "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks and BAM! I saw the bear!", Said the brunette. In the morning the blonde says, "I'll get breakfast!" The blonde returns covered in bruises. When asked what happened, the blonde says, "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks and BAM! I was hit by a train!"

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    Translate   13 years ago

    New Account Sorry to all my followers but I forgot the password and mistyped my email. Please could any of my followers follow this account instead. Thanks for all the support!

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