How many Hogwarts students does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 slytherin to break it 1 gryffindor to volunteer to climb the ladder and change it 3 hufflepuffs to hold the ladder to make sure their fellow student doesn't fall 1 ravenclaw to point out that they could have used magic

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They each get pissed, the giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave, the barman says, "oy you can't leave that lyin' there." He says, "no it's not a lion. It's a giraffe."

A Riddle There is something you own that it is yours, and always has been. Despite this, all your friends use it, whilst you yourself rarely get to make use of it at all. What am I talking about?

Family isn't based on DNA It's based on love

Be with a guy who ruins your lipstick. Not your mascara