Lecture Accounting and finance Sounds so clever It's such great fun to study Said no one ever The lecturer is at the front Standing tall and grand Spewing out big words Which I don't understand What am I doing here I feel so alien Someone please fire a bullet Straight through my cranium Bloody hell he's still going on Please just fucking stop I can't take this anymore So I'm just going to sleep Yes that didn't rhyme But I'm tired and I'm here for another hour so... Bye

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!! I hope you've all got what you wanted, enjoy your holidays and always be thankful

A Deep #quote By... Who!? "I see now that the circumstances of ones birth is irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of #life that determines who you are" This was said by Mewtwo... A Pokemon... Damn that's deep.

Driving Test I passed my Practical Driving Test. Just thought i would share with you all. Yeh, I'm so damn happy!

Ladies... Ladies, if a man says he'll fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every 6 months about it.