Thanksgiving Fail
A little boy was shopping with his dad for thanksgiving, when he encountered two ladies fighting. One said "bitch, I'm not the ass!" Than sidestepped to avoid being hit. The boy was curious and asked his dad what those words meant. "Uhhh..." His dad said, thinking fast. "It's another way to say aunt and uncle."
Later, he walked in on his parents having sex. His mom was in the middle of saying " awe my boobs" .
"Mommy what does that mean? " he asked . His mother told him it was another word for coat.
That evening, his dad was shaving because some family was coming to celebrate thanksgiving with them. He cut him self, saying shit in the process. His son wondered what that meant . "It's just another way to say shaving cream" his dad lied. Just than, the boys mom burnt herself . She screamed fuck. Her kid, of coarse, wondered what that meant. So she told him it was just another word for cooking. suddenly, the doorbell rang. The boy zipped to the door to greet his aunt and uncle. "Hello, ass and bitch. Hang your boobs on the rack. Dads in the bathroom wiping the shit off his face, and moms in the kitchen, fucking the turkey!"