Best Simpsons #quote #1 (Dr Nick Rivera is rifling through a book on the human body.) Dr Nick: "That's what we look like inside? It's disgusting!" (turns page) "Ooh... that woman swallowed a baby!"

Algebra We were learning how to factorise algebraic equations in Maths today, and my day lightened up when the teacher pointed to the board and said, "Can I take a P outside?"

5 Writing Rules 1) DON'T BE BORING. You needn't use long words and big paragraphs to seem more clever or mature. People will accept you more if they can easily understand your writing. 2) BE A CRITIC. Read your work as many times as you need to check it works. Do your words flow? Can you understand it? If needed, ask someone to check it for you. 3) TRENDS AREN'T IMPORTANT. Erotica is the trend at the moment, but if it's not your style, don't write it. You will be loved for good writing, not theme. 4) READ. Reading will help you get an idea of how to create a good piece of writing. It will also help you with literacy. 5) ENJOY IT. If you don't enjoy what you're doing, you're not going to succeed.

Maria Terry Lips like cherry Skin like snow Little Maria Terry Loved me so In my ear She'd whisper things Stopping fear That often stings In my eyes She'd gaze and smile Telling no lies Never was she vile In my mind I'd always see Her face so kind Watching me But then The fire Red fire The smoke Black smoke The scream White scream The death Blue death And in my soul She still stays There to control During worst days "You are my heart," She once told me "We'll never part You'll see" She was right