Porcupine The thing about the porcupine, He has no pork. He has no pine, He does have quills, these long thin spikes, That no one but the porcupine likes, He'll use then when he's in a mood, (Like when you're loud mean or rude.) They won't feel good. They'll make you pout, They go in quick. They won't come out, So if a porcupine is present, Make sure that you are nice and pleasant.