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Translate   13 years ago

Dead Battery. (#haiku) Opuss, how dare you? You're such a battery drain. You're lucky you're cute

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    Translate   13 years ago

    Stress. It seems that my #life is getting hectic, But it's not to where I can complain. It's getting busy, but I shouldn't stress it; That may give me a migraine. Busy high school senior #lifestyle; balancing socialism with education. To achieve things like this will take major dedication. So why worry about things that'll cause constipation? Instead, view the brighter things that will enhance motivation.

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      Translate   13 years ago

      Dammit. Oh cruel fate! You text back right when my dad leaves with the car?! Really??!?? Everything's ruined now! Thanks for making me wait all week for this date only to ruin it by taking 3 hours to text "yeah" It's my fault for being too chicken to call her, though. But hey, whatever doesn't kill us only makes us stronger, right?

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        Translate   13 years ago

        Trust Issues. I wanna say I trust you, And hand you my heart. But what if you crush it, And tear it apart? You're very beautiful, And very kind and sweet. But what if you stand me up, Or lie through your teeth? I guess we'll have to see Wherever this goes. But I think you'll treat me right; You're way different than the rest of these hoes

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          Translate   13 years ago

          Sick. Yes, I am sick. Oh so very sick. Please don't kick me while I'm down, Or you'll end up on my list. Of pain! .... Sorry, being sick doesn't give me my best rhymes /:

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          Is it weird that the voice in my head sang this?
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          Of course not! Unless the voice inside your head is a 40-year-old lumberjack o.O
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          Hannah

          @CleanUniform Lol, no, I'm pretty sure it's not a lumberjack
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