I Did A Bad Thing.. When I woke up today #life was wonderful, it is always so sunny here since we moved to our new place. The sun always shines on me now, and it tickles me pink. So warm and sunny here it is amazing. Listen to me go on in such a way, just giddy I guess with my new home. Last night the Misses of the house got me a new place to sleep too, she is so thoughtful that one. My new bed is so pretty also. It is shiny and bamboo and is so nice looking in the sun. I'm under the window now and always feel so pretty. I am about eight inches tall with a rubber handle and a stainless steel blade. I just got sharpened too and I am as pretty as princess, and I shine like a million diamonds, made from stardust and sunshine, I told you I was pretty. "Hello Mister," I call out but he didn't hear me. It's okay, the Mister of the house has work and he's gone a lot so the misses can have shiny things, like me. I say goodbye anyway, hope he has good day at his work job "Hello Misses, you look lovely today," I tell her with so much love. And I do love her very much, she's nice and pretty and keeps me sharp always. "There you are," she said to me with a smile, she is so beautiful and nice. "Here I am," I tell her exuberantly and bright. She pulls me down onto the counter, there is a cutting board there too, he never talks either but he's not pretty like me. The Misses pulls some lettuce and bread nod other stuff from her food cooler thing, I love the sandwich time. She is very delicate when I help her cut her food. The tomato is cold and easy to cut. It always fells good, the way the tomato us cold and soft. I like cutting them, makes me feel special because I always do god jobs on 'em. I feel guilty now, a little anyway. I see her booboo from where I accidentally bit her finger the other day. She was talking to her Day Friend on a little black thing and wasn't looking real good. I told her I was sorry and that biting her like that was not fun for me. She covered her booboo and put me back all clean and shiny and pretty. She is so wonderful huh? I told you she was. After her food she cleaned me and put me back on my bed. I can hear the Misses getting clean too, she is going to be so pretty for her Day Friend. He is really friendly too, they are always touching and kissing. One time they kissed with no clothes on, on the counter right in front of me. I giggled for days after that, the Misses looked so happy after their no clothes kissing time. Her good mood is so infectious too. The Mister always looks mad when she's happy like that. I just don't understand it? I'am bored today, hope they take me to the outside food cooker, the Mister likes that cooking thing out there. Wait, did I hear the doorbell? I sure do hope so, her Day Friend makes the Misses so happy and shiny in her own way. I hear giggling now, him too. Boy they sure like all the kissing, I am afraid of kissing like that because I can someone if I tried. Hurting people is no fun either, trust me, it makes you feel bad. Well least I am not bored anymore, hope they kiss in the kitchen so I can keep company with them... Nope not today, they will kiss upstairs like they mostly do. Boy they have been naked kissing for a long time now, the Misses sure will be happy. Yay, they're coming downstairs now, we can all be friends now - is the Mister home too? I think I hear him, oh today has just been so wonderful. So many friends, I can barely contain myself, I'm so, so, so happy! "Where are going day friend?" I asked him but I don't think he can hear me? Why does the Misses look so scared? It's only the Mister. She took her Day Friend out back through the door to the outside cooker. Maybe I am going outside after all, yay! Okay, she looks happy again, got kinda worried for a moment. "Hey babe, you are home early today," the Misses said said to the Mister but he looks real mad. "Do you think I'm an idiot?" The Mister said. "What do you mean baby?" The Misses said. Boy I never seen him so mad. He is scaring me now. "Jesus Christ, shut your lying cheating mouth up and let me talk!" He said very scary. "Baby, I love you, I would never... You are frightening me," the Misses said very scared. Why is he so mad, and where is her Day Friend? Maybe he will help? Now they both look scared at each other. Why does he keep looking scared at me now? I really don't like this feeling anymore, the should naked kiss and be happy. Is the mister gonna make a sandwich now, he must be he is grabbing for me? Misses loves sandwiches, why us she so afraid now? Mister isn't saying scary things anymore. "You have brought this upon yourself you disgusting whore!" The Mister said angry again. Now he us waving me all over the place. I really wish he would stop, it's making me dizzy and scaring the Misses. "Please stop Mister, you are making the Misses scared, I don't want to bite her," I tell him real scared for me and the Misses now, "Don't get to close Misses he isn't being safe withe me," I tell her but she is to scared to listen, why is crying at me. I would never scare the Misses. Then the Mister hit her with me, I don't like giving her booboos. That was a big one too it is nothing like tomatoes or lettuce or cheese. I don't like this, that was a big booboo. "Please stop mister," I call out terrified now. "I don't like biting the Misses, please stop, no more booboos." I cry out but he can't here me when I'm crying I guess? I have never been so scared or dizzy, I wish he would stop, I don't like this anymore and her booboos are everywhere. "Mister you have to stop!" I yell at him but he isn't listening, I hate being sad, he's making very sad. Okay he's stoping, I think? Turn me around I can't see the Misses now, where is she? Okay she's on the floor, sleeping I guess. "Please put me down Mister, I am scared and dizzy and the Misses isn't talking." I tell him and he listens and let's me fall down on the ground next to her. How rude, and now he's crying too. Oh no! Too many booboos, the Misses has to many " Why would you do this?" I yell at him again, but he is just kneeling and crying. This isn't good, she has, I dunno, like tomato juice coming out of all her booboos. Her eyes look funny now. "Misses I'm sorry I bit so many times. I didn't wanna. The Mister made do a bad thing. I didn't wanna I promise, just wake up please." I ask her while I start crying again, I'm really, super sad now... Too many booboos. Please wake up Misses. I promise not to bite anymore, I promise! Please Misses... Just wake up please I'm so, so sorry. I'm really sad now...

Weird Land Oliver Nightingale was normal, boring almost. Yet this wasn't his fault, and he knew it too. Oliver was a product of his environment, but wasn't sour about it either. He worked as janitor at the Oak Forest Brewery in Foggy Sands Cove on the Oregon coast. It was a small town of fifteen-hundred, give or take. During the summer it was vibrantly alive with tourists and travels. During the rest of the year it was just another fishing and lumber town. The beer however traveled across the country year round. It's another in the Oregon tradition of superb micro-brews. Oliver was proud of that fact too, he liked working there because he felt it was important. Even though he was a janitor he was diligent about his work and he did it well. There was nothing special about Oliver Nightingale. He was born in San Francisco and lived there till he was eight. Three months after his eighth birthday his mother called it quits and divorced his father. His father Henry was a mechanic, a drunk and an emotional abuser. Nothing out of the ordinary for lots and Oliver never had issues about deadbeat father and grew up well adjusted. His mother June, moved them to Foggy Sands Cove for a nursing job and lives there to this day. She was the polar opposite to his father. She was kind and caring and was habitually proud of him. Oliver loved to draw, read, listen to punk rock and cook. He enjoyed what he did and what his hobbies were but never felt special. This fact never truly upset him in any capacity either. He enjoyed his simple #life and was content to live it as he did. That though would change, as most things do. And it would change for him in such a way he never would have dreamt of. His #life would change forever the day he met -- The Devil. That was the day he found out just how little he truly knew about world. That day was the day he knew monsters were very, very real. And when he learned about such things, the last thing he imagined was that he would have to fight them. Now Oliver Nightingale, a young man with no aspirations of greatness, was more than just special now. He would become a beacon of hope, and he would be the thing monsters feared. To be continued...