You only have one life so why not live it well?
We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.
Energiser bunny arrested, charged with a battery.
Did you know, if you were to unfold your brain it would cover an ironing board.
Did you know, mohammed is the most popular name in the world.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come!
